<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny dont - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny dont - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:46:57 -0400</pubDate><title>Dont Ya Wish your girlfriend was hot like me</title><link>http://www.abum.com/65326/Dont-Ya-Wish-your-girlfriend-was-hot-like-me.html</link><description></description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-65326/Dont-Ya-Wish-your-girlfriend-was-hot-like-me.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/65326.jpg</image><media:title>Dont Ya Wish your girlfriend was hot like me</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/65326.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="218" height="320" width="240" /><media:description></media:description><media:category>People</media:category><media:keywords>Dont,Wish,your,girlfriend,was,hot,like</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/65326.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Celebrities Say Dont Vote</title><link>http://www.abum.com/67793/Celebrities-Say-Dont-Vote.html</link><description>A star studded Public Service Announcement reminding everyone about next months election.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-67793/Celebrities-Say-Dont-Vote.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/67793.jpg</image><media:title>Celebrities Say Dont Vote</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/67793.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="285" height="320" width="182" /><media:description>A star studded Public Service Announcement reminding everyone about next months election.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Celebrities,Say,Dont,Vote</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/67793.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Don&#039;t Tow My Car!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/68072/Don-t-Tow-My-Car.html</link><description>This dude climbs up on the driver side door trying to get the repo man to stop. 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