<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny escapes - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny escapes - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2012 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2008 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Begal Escapes from Kenel</title><link>http://www.abum.com/67428/Begal-Escapes-from-Kenel.html</link><description>This dog needs his own show on the animal planet. 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