<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny eye - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny eye - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Thu, 11 Nov 2004 00:00:04 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Thu, 11 Nov 2004 00:00:04 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Sun, 15 May 2005 00:00:08 -0400</pubDate><title>Hook in Eye</title><link>http://www.abum.com/3736/Hook-in-Eye.html</link><description>This is gross. A dude gets a hook caught in his eye, and has to have it removed.<br />
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