<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny keep - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny keep - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2004 00:00:27 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2004 00:00:27 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2005 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>An eyefull will keep the doctors away.</title><link>http://www.abum.com/5206/An-eyefull-will-keep-the-doctors-away.html</link><description></description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-5206/An-eyefull-will-keep-the-doctors-away.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/5206.jpg</image><media:title>An eyefull will keep the doctors away.</media:title><media:description></media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>eyefull,keep,doctors,away</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/5206.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2004 00:00:27 -0500</pubDate><title>2nd aBum fan sign.  Keep them coming ladies.  :)
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