<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny thief - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny thief - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2007 00:00:23 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2007 00:00:23 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Dumb thief hits himself with brick, stares into camera to check his face</title><link>http://www.abum.com/62811/Dumb-thief-hits-himself-with-brick-stares-into-camera-to-check-his-face.html</link><description>Brains aren&#039;t exactly what this guy is known for.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-62811/Dumb-thief-hits-himself-with-brick-stares-into-camera-to-check-his-face.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62811.jpg</image><media:title>Dumb thief hits himself with brick, stares into camera to check his face</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/62811.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="62" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Brains aren&#039;t exactly what this guy is known for.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>reflection,camera,thief,dumb,stupid</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62811.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2007 00:00:23 -0400</pubDate><title>Dude caught on camera..stealing a cat</title><link>http://www.abum.com/57278/Dude-caught-on-camera-stealing-a-cat.html</link><description>Maybe it&#039;s like the cat from Men in Black and has a universe around it&#039;s collar...or maybe this guy is just a nut job.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-57278/Dude-caught-on-camera-stealing-a-cat.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/57278.jpg</image><media:title>Dude caught on camera..stealing a cat</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/57278.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="54" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Maybe it&#039;s like the cat from Men in Black and has a universe around it&#039;s collar...or maybe this guy is just a nut job.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>steal,cat,robbery,thief</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/57278.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 23 Jun 2007 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Crazy dude fails miserably at a convenience store robbery</title><link>http://www.abum.com/56716/Crazy-dude-fails-miserably-at-a-convenience-store-robbery.html</link><description>He&#039;s just freaking out and tossing stuff everywhere..and goes away with nothing but some jail time. Loser.</description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-56716/Crazy-dude-fails-miserably-at-a-convenience-store-robbery.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/56716.jpg</image><media:title>Crazy dude fails miserably at a convenience store robbery</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/56716.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="260" height="320" width="262" /><media:description>He&#039;s just freaking out and tossing stuff everywhere..and goes away with nothing but some jail time. 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