<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny fck - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny fck - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2014 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Sun, 12 Jun 2005 00:00:08 -0400</pubDate><title>America F*ck Ya!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/4284/America-F-ck-Ya.html</link><description>Good ole Gdub in another propoganda filled cartoon</description><category>Celebs</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-4284/America-F-ck-Ya.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/4284.jpg</image><media:title>America F*ck Ya!</media:title><media:description>Good ole Gdub in another propoganda filled cartoon</media:description><media:category>Celebs</media:category><media:keywords>america,fck</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/4284.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Teaching the Japanese How to Say “F*ck”</title><link>http://www.abum.com/93334/Teaching-the-Japanese-How-to-Say-F-ck.html</link><description>When the Japanese learn English one group of words that don’t get covered too well are swear words. So Brit abroad Chris Broad decides to help them out—armed with a copy of the book “The Correct Way to Use F#ck”.</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-93334/Teaching-the-Japanese-How-to-Say-F-ck.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93334.jpg</image><media:title>Teaching the Japanese How to Say “F*ck”</media:title><media:description>When the Japanese learn English one group of words that don’t get covered too well are swear words. So Brit abroad Chris Broad decides to help them out—armed with a copy of the book “The Correct Way to Use F#ck”.</media:description><media:category>How To</media:category><media:keywords>Teaching,the,Japanese,How,Say,Fck</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93334.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>11 Year Olds Being Metal as F*ck</title><link>http://www.abum.com/90634/11-Year-Olds-Being-Metal-as-F-ck.html</link><description>11 years old and just look how goddamn badass they are, laying it down in the middle of New York City and showing up every adult by their extreme metalness. We should all look upon them and feel ashamed that we&#039;re not as cool as them.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-90634/11-Year-Olds-Being-Metal-as-F-ck.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90634.jpg</image><media:title>11 Year Olds Being Metal as F*ck</media:title><media:description>11 years old and just look how goddamn badass they are, laying it down in the middle of New York City and showing up every adult by their extreme metalness. We should all look upon them and feel ashamed that we&#039;re not as cool as them.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Year,Olds,Being,Metal,Fck</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90634.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 20 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Go The F#ck To Sleep Children!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/82441/Go-The-F-ck-To-Sleep-Children.html</link><description>Samuel L Jackson is a legend. Not only is he great at playing foul mouthed mother f#ckers on the silver screen but he can also read a mean bedtime story too. Now shut the f#ck up and listen kids!</description><category>Celebs</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-82441/Go-The-F-ck-To-Sleep-Children.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82441.jpg</image><media:title>Go The F#ck To Sleep Children!</media:title><media:description>Samuel L Jackson is a legend. Not only is he great at playing foul mouthed mother f#ckers on the silver screen but he can also read a mean bedtime story too. Now shut the f#ck up and listen kids!</media:description><media:category>Celebs</media:category><media:keywords>The,Fck,Sleep,Children</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82441.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>F**ck You, England</title><link>http://www.abum.com/93380/F-ck-You-England.html</link><description>It&#039;s the Fourth of July so what better day to say a big f*ck you to those snobby Brits than right now.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-93380/F-ck-You-England.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93380.jpg</image><media:title>F**ck You, England</media:title><media:description>It&#039;s the Fourth of July so what better day to say a big f*ck you to those snobby Brits than right now.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Fck,You,England</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93380.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Thank F#ck It&#039;s Friday!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85136/Thank-F-ck-It-s-Friday.html</link><description>It&#039;s been a long week (isn&#039;t it always) and now it&#039;s all over for a few days, so what better to do on the eve of the weekend than party-party-PARTY! Chicks &amp; beer are always good to try &amp; boy, girls know just how to do it SO well!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85136/Thank-F-ck-It-s-Friday.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85136.jpg</image><media:title>Thank F#ck It&#039;s Friday!</media:title><media:description>It&#039;s been a long week (isn&#039;t it always) and now it&#039;s all over for a few days, so what better to do on the eve of the weekend than party-party-PARTY! Chicks &amp; beer are always good to try &amp; boy, girls know just how to do it SO well!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Thank,Fck,Its,Friday</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85136.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>&quot;Who The F*ck Is Justin Bieber?&quot;</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83635/Who-The-F-ck-Is-Justin-Bieber.html</link><description>Ozzy Osbourne. What a guy. He brings new meaning to the word incoherent while managing to remain cooler than a morgue. If only everyone else knew as little about Justin Bieber as Ozzy he did. Sigh.</description><category>Celebs</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83635/Who-The-F-ck-Is-Justin-Bieber.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83635.jpg</image><media:title>&quot;Who The F*ck Is Justin Bieber?&quot;</media:title><media:description>Ozzy Osbourne. What a guy. He brings new meaning to the word incoherent while managing to remain cooler than a morgue. If only everyone else knew as little about Justin Bieber as Ozzy he did. Sigh.</media:description><media:category>Celebs</media:category><media:keywords>Who,The,Fck,Justin,Bieber</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83635.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2010 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Wax On, F*ck Off with Ralph Macchio</title><link>http://www.abum.com/76130/Wax-On-F-ck-Off-with-Ralph-Macchio.html</link><description>The original Karate Kid is back &amp; trying to resurrect his dead career. Has he got what it takes to go the distance and become “No more Mr. Nice Guy!? This is just awesome. And it even has Molly Ringwald (she used to be fap-tastic). So much WIN!</description><category>Celebs</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-76130/Wax-On-F-ck-Off-with-Ralph-Macchio.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76130.jpg</image><media:title>Wax On, F*ck Off with Ralph Macchio</media:title><media:description>The original Karate Kid is back &amp; trying to resurrect his dead career. Has he got what it takes to go the distance and become “No more Mr. Nice Guy!? This is just awesome. And it even has Molly Ringwald (she used to be fap-tastic). So much WIN!</media:description><media:category>Celebs</media:category><media:keywords>Wax,Fck,Off,with,Ralph,Macchio</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76130.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>The Milk – F#ck Machine Nick &amp; Kevin</title><link>http://www.abum.com/74573/The-Milk-F-ck-Machine-Nick-Kevin.html</link><description>Sometimes life is waay stranger than fiction &amp; sometimes reality is just plain WTF! Is this guy drunk or the victim of a stroke? What did I just watch? Who the hell are these people, and why are they playing Cardiff? I’m scared…</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-74573/The-Milk-F-ck-Machine-Nick-Kevin.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74573.jpg</image><media:title>The Milk – F#ck Machine Nick &amp; Kevin</media:title><media:description>Sometimes life is waay stranger than fiction &amp; sometimes reality is just plain WTF! Is this guy drunk or the victim of a stroke? What did I just watch? Who the hell are these people, and why are they playing Cardiff? I’m scared…</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>The,Milk,Fck,Machine,Nick,Kevin</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74573.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>F#ck You Sign!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/81423/F-ck-You-Sign.html</link><description>So you are pissed, angry, mad, living with a slightly frayed temper. Time for you to vent all of that frustration and take it on on something, anything. Just not that signpost dude!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-81423/F-ck-You-Sign.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81423.jpg</image><media:title>F#ck You Sign!</media:title><media:description>So you are pissed, angry, mad, living with a slightly frayed temper. Time for you to vent all of that frustration and take it on on something, anything. Just not that signpost dude!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Fck,You,Sign</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81423.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>F#ck the Pain Away - Miss Piggy Stylee!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/76957/F-ck-the-Pain-Away-Miss-Piggy-Stylee.html</link><description>You&#039;ve got a perfect drummer in Animal, so why not have the queen of the Muppets sing this Peaches classic. If a child asks you what Miss Piggy&#039;s saying, you just tell them it&#039;s suck the rain away. She&#039;s singing about flood defences.</description><category>Music</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-76957/F-ck-the-Pain-Away-Miss-Piggy-Stylee.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76957.jpg</image><media:title>F#ck the Pain Away - Miss Piggy Stylee!</media:title><media:description>You&#039;ve got a perfect drummer in Animal, so why not have the queen of the Muppets sing this Peaches classic. If a child asks you what Miss Piggy&#039;s saying, you just tell them it&#039;s suck the rain away. She&#039;s singing about flood defences.</media:description><media:category>Music</media:category><media:keywords>Fck,the,Pain,Away,Miss,Piggy,Stylee</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76957.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Thank F#ck It&#039;s Friday Again!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/76332/Thank-F-ck-It-s-Friday-Again.html</link><description>Roll on the weekend &amp; lets get ready to party like it was....last Friday night, and the one before! The wonder of watching chicks get excited about the prospect of music, alcohol &amp; fun is something to (be)hold with both hands!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-76332/Thank-F-ck-It-s-Friday-Again.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76332.jpg</image><media:title>Thank F#ck It&#039;s Friday Again!</media:title><media:description>Roll on the weekend &amp; lets get ready to party like it was....last Friday night, and the one before! The wonder of watching chicks get excited about the prospect of music, alcohol &amp; fun is something to (be)hold with both hands!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Thank,Fck,Its,Friday,Again</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76332.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 17 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>People I Would F#ck</title><link>http://www.abum.com/82839/People-I-Would-F-ck.html</link><description>Jenny Marbles runs through a list of people she would like to X, and there&#039;s some surprises in there, but it&#039;s not a bad list. She also gives some sage-like advice on the complicated interplay between the male and female courting experience.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-82839/People-I-Would-F-ck.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82839.jpg</image><media:title>People I Would F#ck</media:title><media:description>Jenny Marbles runs through a list of people she would like to X, and there&#039;s some surprises in there, but it&#039;s not a bad list. She also gives some sage-like advice on the complicated interplay between the male and female courting experience.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>People,Would,Fck</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82839.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 18 Feb 2011 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Thank F#ck It&#039;s Friday!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/80603/Thank-F-ck-It-s-Friday.html</link><description>It&#039;s been a long week (isn&#039;t it always) and now it&#039;s all over for a few days, so what better to do on the eve of the weekend than party-party-PARTY! Chicks &amp; beer are always good to try &amp; boy, chicks know just how to do it SO well!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-80603/Thank-F-ck-It-s-Friday.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80603.jpg</image><media:title>Thank F#ck It&#039;s Friday!</media:title><media:description>It&#039;s been a long week (isn&#039;t it always) and now it&#039;s all over for a few days, so what better to do on the eve of the weekend than party-party-PARTY! Chicks &amp; beer are always good to try &amp; boy, chicks know just how to do it SO well!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Thank,Fck,Its,Friday</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80603.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2013 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>F*ck Me In The Ass Coz I &lt;3 Jesus</title><link>http://www.abum.com/89802/F-ck-Me-In-The-Ass-Coz-I-3-Jesus.html</link><description>Here&#039;s a nice little family number to sing with all your Christian friends when you&#039;re at church on a Sunday -- for those wearing a purity ring this is the only way to have some bedroom fun without upsetting the Lord, by taking it in the ring.</description><category>Music</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-89802/F-ck-Me-In-The-Ass-Coz-I-3-Jesus.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89802.jpg</image><media:title>F*ck Me In The Ass Coz I &lt;3 Jesus</media:title><media:description>Here&#039;s a nice little family number to sing with all your Christian friends when you&#039;re at church on a Sunday -- for those wearing a purity ring this is the only way to have some bedroom fun without upsetting the Lord, by taking it in the ring.</media:description><media:category>Music</media:category><media:keywords>Fck,The,Ass,Coz,Jesus</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89802.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2013 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>The &quot;Oh F#ck!&quot; Moment</title><link>http://www.abum.com/89945/The-Oh-F-ck-Moment.html</link><description>This big cat has blown his chance so spectacularly that even a nearby squirrel was forced to drop his meal and walk off in disgust. At least the cat will have something that he can have a nibble on...</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-89945/The-Oh-F-ck-Moment.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89945.jpg</image><media:title>The &quot;Oh F#ck!&quot; Moment</media:title><media:description>This big cat has blown his chance so spectacularly that even a nearby squirrel was forced to drop his meal and walk off in disgust. At least the cat will have something that he can have a nibble on...</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>The,Fck,Moment</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89945.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>AMERICA F#CK YEAH!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85360/AMERICA-F-CK-YEAH.html</link><description>Nobody does f#ck YEAH better than the Americans, everything they turn their hand to they have an ability to do it like a BOSS. The only problem is, along with the good stuff, it&#039;s exactly the same with the bad. 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Gangster rap videos and kittens, but these rude boys aint feeling the kitties, they want them dead! LOL</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-69929/F-ck-A-Kitten-Up.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/69929.jpg</image><media:title>F*ck A Kitten Up</media:title><media:description>Finally a rap video about kittens! This combines two awesome things. Gangster rap videos and kittens, but these rude boys aint feeling the kitties, they want them dead! LOL</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Fck,Kitten</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/69929.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2010 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Buy Our Cars Or F*ck Off</title><link>http://www.abum.com/73471/Buy-Our-Cars-Or-F-ck-Off.html</link><description>Oh Man I love these guys, I would much rather be told to F*ck Off and Go To Hell in an advert, than be totally bullsh!tted the way it&#039;s usually done. I wasn&#039;t in the market for a new car before but I&#039;m seriously thinking about it now.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-73471/Buy-Our-Cars-Or-F-ck-Off.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/73471.jpg</image><media:title>Buy Our Cars Or F*ck Off</media:title><media:description>Oh Man I love these guys, I would much rather be told to F*ck Off and Go To Hell in an advert, than be totally bullsh!tted the way it&#039;s usually done. I wasn&#039;t in the market for a new car before but I&#039;m seriously thinking about it now.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Buy,Our,Cars,Fck,Off</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/73471.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 26 Sep 2010 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Liam Kyle Sullivan: &quot;Shut Up &amp; F#ck me!&quot;</title><link>http://www.abum.com/77982/Liam-Kyle-Sullivan-Shut-Up-F-ck-me.html</link><description>Delightful, this country song has a nice mellow melody as sweet as the scent of fresh strawberries, the kind of thing you would want to croon to your one true-love, but the lyrics are somewhat dirtier and are of a bit more adult nature - WTF!?!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-77982/Liam-Kyle-Sullivan-Shut-Up-F-ck-me.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77982.jpg</image><media:title>Liam Kyle Sullivan: &quot;Shut Up &amp; F#ck me!&quot;</media:title><media:description>Delightful, this country song has a nice mellow melody as sweet as the scent of fresh strawberries, the kind of thing you would want to croon to your one true-love, but the lyrics are somewhat dirtier and are of a bit more adult nature - WTF!?!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Liam,Kyle,Sullivan,Shut,Fck</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77982.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item></channel></rss>