<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny knife - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny knife - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2007 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2007 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2005 00:00:12 -0400</pubDate><title>Knife Babe</title><link>http://www.abum.com/7070/Knife-Babe.html</link><description>This chick knows her way around a butterfly knife a little too well. 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You decide.</description><category>Arts &amp; Animation</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-54505/Knife-Gun.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/54505.jpg</image><media:title>Knife Gun</media:title><media:description>The sneakiest gun ever created? 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