<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny rip - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny rip - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2005 00:00:04 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2005 00:00:04 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Wed, 26 Jul 2006 00:00:02 -0400</pubDate><title>Got a little tear there</title><link>http://www.abum.com/19606/Got-a-little-tear-there.html</link><description>It&#039;s ok though, we all wanted to see what was 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...</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-7843/Changed-World.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/7843.jpg</image><media:title>Changed World</media:title><media:description>You know the world has changed when ...</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>money,off,price,rip</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/7843.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 23 Jun 2007 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>6 year old girl has her feet ripped off during a Six Flags ride</title><link>http://www.abum.com/56713/6-year-old-girl-has-her-feet-ripped-off-during-a-Six-Flags-ride.html</link><description>Maybe they could incorporate that into the ride description..&quot;So terrifying it&#039;ll scare the feet off of 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