<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny smack - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny smack - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Fri, 19 May 2006 00:00:11 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2006 00:00:11 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2006 00:00:07 -0400</pubDate><title>Slap Incoming</title><link>http://www.abum.com/18425/Slap-Incoming.html</link><description>That hand is heading directly for her ass!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-18425/Slap-Incoming.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/18425.jpg</image><media:title>Slap Incoming</media:title><media:description>That hand is heading directly for her ass!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>ass,girl,smack</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/18425.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2006 00:00:11 -0400</pubDate><title>Falling In Slow Motion</title><link>http://www.abum.com/17037/Falling-In-Slow-Motion.html</link><description>Everything is better in slow motion, even these people falling and hurting themselves!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-17037/Falling-In-Slow-Motion.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/17037.jpg</image><media:title>Falling In Slow Motion</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/17037.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="87" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Everything is better in slow motion, even these people falling and hurting themselves!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>crash,fall,smack</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/17037.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 13 Sep 2006 00:00:10 -0400</pubDate><title>Failed Backflip</title><link>http://www.abum.com/23343/Failed-Backflip.html</link><description>This didn&#039;t go as expected, and the thud from her head is a good indication.</description><category>Arts &amp; 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