<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny turn - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny turn - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Sun, 04 Jun 2006 00:00:11 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Sun, 04 Jun 2006 00:00:11 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Thu, 03 Mar 2005 00:00:09 -0500</pubDate><title>Biker wipes out on highway turn</title><link>http://www.abum.com/2605/Biker-wipes-out-on-highway-turn.html</link><description>Check out how far this dude skids on the street after falling off his bike going into a turn.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-2605/Biker-wipes-out-on-highway-turn.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/2605.jpg</image><media:title>Biker wipes out on highway turn</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/2605.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="22" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Check out how far this dude skids on the street after falling off his bike going into a turn.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>biker,wipes,highway,turn</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/2605.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 04 Jun 2006 00:00:11 -0400</pubDate><title>Stupid Driver</title><link>http://www.abum.com/17607/Stupid-Driver.html</link><description>This driver missed the exit on the freeway, so he/she decides to try to get back to it.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-17607/Stupid-Driver.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/17607.jpg</image><media:title>Stupid Driver</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/17607.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="28" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>This driver missed the exit on the freeway, so he/she decides to try to get back to it.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>car,interstate,stupid,turn</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/17607.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2005 00:00:06 -0400</pubDate><title>if you need your girlfriend to dress up like this to turn you on, i suggest nerd</title><link>http://www.abum.com/7323/if-you-need-your-girlfriend-to-dress-up-like-this-to-turn-you-on-i-suggest-nerd.html</link><description>if you need your girlfriend to dress up like this to turn you on, i suggest nerd-rehab</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-7323/if-you-need-your-girlfriend-to-dress-up-like-this-to-turn-you-on-i-suggest-nerd.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/7323.jpg</image><media:title>if you need your girlfriend to dress up like this to turn you on, i suggest nerd</media:title><media:description>if you need your girlfriend to dress up like this to turn you on, i suggest nerd-rehab</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>need,girlfriend,dress,like,turn,suggest,nerd</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/7323.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 27 Aug 2006 00:00:12 -0400</pubDate><title>Motorcycle Cop Skills</title><link>http://www.abum.com/21282/Motorcycle-Cop-Skills.html</link><description>These guys know how to ride their cycles, thats for sure. 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Badass!</media:description><media:category>Arts &amp; Animation</media:category><media:keywords>motorcycle,skid,skill,turn</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/21282.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2005 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Amazing how much sterotypes turn out to be true</title><link>http://www.abum.com/2810/Amazing-how-much-sterotypes-turn-out-to-be-true.html</link><description></description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-2810/Amazing-how-much-sterotypes-turn-out-to-be-true.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/2810.jpg</image><media:title>Amazing how much sterotypes turn out to be true</media:title><media:description></media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>amazing,much,sterotypes,turn,true</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/2810.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 05 Sep 2005 00:00:04 -0400</pubDate><title>come on baby, turn around!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/7283/come-on-baby-turn-around.html</link><description>come on baby, turn around!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-7283/come-on-baby-turn-around.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/7283.jpg</image><media:title>come on baby, turn around!</media:title><media:description>come on baby, turn around!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>come,baby,turn,around</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/7283.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 12 Jan 2005 00:00:07 -0500</pubDate><title>If I saw this, I&#039;d suggest it was time to just turn around and run 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Teach them how to spell!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-12433/Learn-To-Spell.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/12433.jpg</image><media:title>Learn To Spell</media:title><media:description>Don&#039;t highway crews get paid a ton of money?  Teach them how to spell!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>lane,only,turn</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/12433.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>No left turns here!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/61152/No-left-turns-here.html</link><description>How does this even happen?</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-61152/No-left-turns-here.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/61152.jpg</image><media:title>No left turns here!</media:title><media:description>How does this even happen?</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>turn,left,crash</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/61152.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 25 Apr 2006 00:00:07 -0400</pubDate><title>Crazy Roundabout</title><link>http://www.abum.com/16007/Crazy-Roundabout.html</link><description>Whoa, do you really have to go through all of that?</description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-16007/Crazy-Roundabout.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/16007.jpg</image><media:title>Crazy Roundabout</media:title><media:description>Whoa, do you really have to go through all of that?</media:description><media:category>People</media:category><media:keywords>germany,roundabout,turn</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/16007.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>On this road, you can&#039;t go anywhere</title><link>http://www.abum.com/63424/On-this-road-you-can-t-go-anywhere.html</link><description>Guess it&#039;s time for some offroading.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-63424/On-this-road-you-can-t-go-anywhere.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/63424.jpg</image><media:title>On this road, you can&#039;t go anywhere</media:title><media:description>Guess it&#039;s time for some offroading.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>signs,no,turn,road</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/63424.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Turn Your Phone 90 Degrees</title><link>http://www.abum.com/93486/Turn-Your-Phone-90-Degrees.html</link><description>If people recording videos on their phone in portrait instead of landscape is a bugbear of yours, this video’s for you. 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