http://www.abum.com/Funny chinese - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Mediaen-uswww.abum.com, 2026Mon, 24 Mar 2014 00:00:00 -0400Mon, 24 Mar 2014 00:00:00 -0400sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comsleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comFri, 15 Aug 2014 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/93580/Wakeboarding-Girl-Eats-Chinese.htmlThis video shows an extremely agile young lady - reportedly a Russian model - eating a box of Chinese takeaway while wakeboarding behind a speedboat. Now that's some serious multitasking.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-93580/Wakeboarding-Girl-Eats-Chinese.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93580.jpgWakeboarding Girl Eats ChineseThis video shows an extremely agile young lady - reportedly a Russian model - eating a box of Chinese takeaway while wakeboarding behind a speedboat. Now that's some serious multitasking.EntertainmentWakeboarding,Girl,Eats,ChineseMon, 24 Mar 2014 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/92826/Bottomless-Chinese-Takeout.htmlThree roommates empty a bag of Chinese food and, like when anyone orders from a Chinese, the food is never ending and the bag appears to be manufactured by the same people who made Mary Poppins'.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-92826/Bottomless-Chinese-Takeout.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/92826.jpgBottomless Chinese TakeoutThree roommates empty a bag of Chinese food and, like when anyone orders from a Chinese, the food is never ending and the bag appears to be manufactured by the same people who made Mary Poppins'.FunnyBottomless,Chinese,TakeoutFri, 07 Mar 2014 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/92708/Chinese-Corset-Advert.htmlIn China, they know exactly what to do when it comes to selling corsets—just show how much it improves a woman's cleavage and you have a best seller on your hands.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-92708/Chinese-Corset-Advert.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/92708.jpgChinese Corset AdvertIn China, they know exactly what to do when it comes to selling corsets—just show how much it improves a woman's cleavage and you have a best seller on your hands.EntertainmentChinese,Corset,AdvertWed, 16 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/91550/Alison-Gold-Chinese-Food.htmlThis is an embarrassment to anyone who calls themselves a human being - It's from the same mind that brought us Rebecca Black and it's about how much Alison Gold likes Chinese food.Musichttp://www.abum.com/comments-91550/Alison-Gold-Chinese-Food.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91550.jpgAlison Gold - Chinese FoodThis is an embarrassment to anyone who calls themselves a human being - It's from the same mind that brought us Rebecca Black and it's about how much Alison Gold likes Chinese food.MusicAlison,Gold,Chinese,FoodSun, 13 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/91528/Girl-Eats-Chinese-Wakeboards.htmlThis video shows an extremely agile young lady - reportedly a Russian model - eating a box of Chinese takeaway while wakeboarding behind a speedboat. Now that's some serious multitasking.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-91528/Girl-Eats-Chinese-Wakeboards.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91528.jpgGirl Eats Chinese & WakeboardsThis video shows an extremely agile young lady - reportedly a Russian model - eating a box of Chinese takeaway while wakeboarding behind a speedboat. Now that's some serious multitasking.EntertainmentGirl,Eats,Chinese,WakeboardsTue, 24 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/86956/Chinese-Girl-Falls-Through-Sidewalk.htmlCan you even begin to imagine how much compensation she got of the government. They would have had to pay her so much. But it must have been scary as hell falling through the ground.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-86956/Chinese-Girl-Falls-Through-Sidewalk.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86956.jpgChinese Girl Falls Through SidewalkCan you even begin to imagine how much compensation she got of the government. They would have had to pay her so much. But it must have been scary as hell falling through the ground.EntertainmentChinese,Girl,Falls,Through,SidewalkSun, 29 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/85726/Chinese-Party-Game.htmlIt might look like some sort of bizarre, dangerous military drill but it's actually just a soldier's birthday party and this is how they play pass-the-parcel in the Chinese army. They take it dead serious.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-85726/Chinese-Party-Game.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85726.jpgChinese Party GameIt might look like some sort of bizarre, dangerous military drill but it's actually just a soldier's birthday party and this is how they play pass-the-parcel in the Chinese army. They take it dead serious.FunnyChinese,Party,GameThu, 26 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/85695/Chinese-Party-Game.htmlThe Chinese army takes games of Pass The Parcel VERY seriously. If you're not using a live grenade, you're not playing properly.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-85695/Chinese-Party-Game.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85695.jpgChinese Party GameThe Chinese army takes games of Pass The Parcel VERY seriously. If you're not using a live grenade, you're not playing properly.FunnyChinese,Party,GameTue, 24 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/85678/Amazing-Chinese-Hands.htmlWow is the response this will most likely elicit, as many hands work together in a display of coordination that most drunks can only envy. Witness the “Thousand Hand Bodhisattva Dance” performed by 21 members of the Disabled People’s Art Troupe.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-85678/Amazing-Chinese-Hands.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85678.jpgAmazing Chinese HandsWow is the response this will most likely elicit, as many hands work together in a display of coordination that most drunks can only envy. Witness the “Thousand Hand Bodhisattva Dance” performed by 21 members of the Disabled People’s Art Troupe.EntertainmentAmazing,Chinese,HandsThu, 12 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/85487/Epic-Chinese-Women-s-Volleyball-Rally.htmlPrepare yourself to witness the awesomeness of Chinese volleyball in this match that sees TianJin vs Army, where they take the game to the next level--the level of Asian where speed and versatility are the standard. Most Olympic volleyball teams are shitting bricks after watching this.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-85487/Epic-Chinese-Women-s-Volleyball-Rally.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85487.jpgEpic Chinese Women's Volleyball RallyPrepare yourself to witness the awesomeness of Chinese volleyball in this match that sees TianJin vs Army, where they take the game to the next level--the level of Asian where speed and versatility are the standard. Most Olympic volleyball teams are shitting bricks after watching this.EntertainmentEpic,Chinese,Womens,Volleyball,RallyTue, 10 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/85439/Chinese-News-Reporter-Screams.htmlSometimes you have to go the extra mile to get a good story. Sometimes. Either this reporter is terrified riding the slide or she is just practicing her Angry Bird impersonation?Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-85439/Chinese-News-Reporter-Screams.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85439.jpgChinese News Reporter ScreamsSometimes you have to go the extra mile to get a good story. Sometimes. Either this reporter is terrified riding the slide or she is just practicing her Angry Bird impersonation?EntertainmentChinese,News,Reporter,ScreamsTue, 08 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/84549/Bizarre-Chinese-Oldies-Choir-Covers-Lady-Gaga.htmlYou're never too old for Lady Gaga, that's what we can take away from this bunch of oldies belting out one of her hits. So what if she dresses in meat and acts like she's from another planet, doesn't mean to say you can't sing her music down at church. Or on TV.Musichttp://www.abum.com/comments-84549/Bizarre-Chinese-Oldies-Choir-Covers-Lady-Gaga.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84549.jpgBizarre Chinese Oldies Choir Covers Lady GagaYou're never too old for Lady Gaga, that's what we can take away from this bunch of oldies belting out one of her hits. So what if she dresses in meat and acts like she's from another planet, doesn't mean to say you can't sing her music down at church. Or on TV.MusicBizarre,Chinese,Oldies,Choir,Covers,Lady,GagaFri, 04 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/84478/Chinese-War-Sword-Cold-Steel-Swords.htmlGive two fully grown men access to some Chinese swords, a TV camera, and an audience, and they’ll act like a couple of kids playing ninja. Many things were harmed in the making of this video.How Tohttp://www.abum.com/comments-84478/Chinese-War-Sword-Cold-Steel-Swords.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84478.jpgChinese War Sword : Cold Steel SwordsGive two fully grown men access to some Chinese swords, a TV camera, and an audience, and they’ll act like a couple of kids playing ninja. Many things were harmed in the making of this video.How ToChinese,War,Sword,Cold,Steel,SwordsTue, 01 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/84409/Chinese-War-Sword.htmlIt's huge wide blade will sheer through armour like it was butter. To demonstrate this, here is a fat man wearing a tie, chopping up toilet roll tubes & coke cans. Seriously though, when he moves on to pork it gets impressive...How Tohttp://www.abum.com/comments-84409/Chinese-War-Sword.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84409.jpgChinese War SwordIt's huge wide blade will sheer through armour like it was butter. To demonstrate this, here is a fat man wearing a tie, chopping up toilet roll tubes & coke cans. Seriously though, when he moves on to pork it gets impressive...How ToChinese,War,SwordTue, 02 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/83088/Chinese-Rocket-Fly-by-WTF-Ness.htmlIn the far east there obviously aren't any FAA laws. A Chinese made rocket is launched within just a few miles of this commercial airliner and is caught on tape by one of the passengers. SCARY!!!Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-83088/Chinese-Rocket-Fly-by-WTF-Ness.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83088.jpgChinese Rocket Fly-by WTF-Ness!?!In the far east there obviously aren't any FAA laws. A Chinese made rocket is launched within just a few miles of this commercial airliner and is caught on tape by one of the passengers. SCARY!!!EntertainmentChinese,Rocket,Fly-by,WTF-NessThu, 12 May 2011 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/81880/Grandma-Dances-Like-Michael-Jackson.htmlWhen you get old the world tends to forget about you, but not this old lady, not when you can throw some moves to the King of Pop. More astounding, however, is the fact that these shitty talents shows have reached China. Bad times.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-81880/Grandma-Dances-Like-Michael-Jackson.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81880.jpgGrandma Dances Like Michael JacksonWhen you get old the world tends to forget about you, but not this old lady, not when you can throw some moves to the King of Pop. More astounding, however, is the fact that these shitty talents shows have reached China. Bad times.FunnyChinese,Grandma,Dances,Like,Michael,JacksonWed, 25 Aug 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/77368/Beat-It-Chinese-Army-Stylee.htmlThis is the sort of thing that could start another world war, it's the sort of propaganda that would drive the People's Republic of China mad! I'm not sure who's side i would want to be on, the insanely weird band leader or MJ's - WTF!?Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-77368/Beat-It-Chinese-Army-Stylee.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77368.jpg"Beat It" - Chinese Army Stylee!This is the sort of thing that could start another world war, it's the sort of propaganda that would drive the People's Republic of China mad! I'm not sure who's side i would want to be on, the insanely weird band leader or MJ's - WTF!?FunnyBeat,Chinese,Army,StyleeTue, 27 Jul 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/76902/Chinese-Safe-Sex-FAIL.htmlIf China has an overpopulation problem then they won't have for much longer if this is how they think you have intercourse, rubbing their butts together while wearing their underwear. It's taking safe sex to a new unprecedented new level of FAIL!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-76902/Chinese-Safe-Sex-FAIL.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76902.jpgChinese Safe Sex FAIL!If China has an overpopulation problem then they won't have for much longer if this is how they think you have intercourse, rubbing their butts together while wearing their underwear. It's taking safe sex to a new unprecedented new level of FAIL!FunnyChinese,Safe,Sex,FAILMon, 23 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/72735/Chinese-People-Are-Confused.htmlThe motion seems to be right but the direction seems to be a little off. Maybe they dont have sex ed in China, that might have a detrimental effect on the population.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-72735/Chinese-People-Are-Confused.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/72735.jpgChinese People Are ConfusedThe motion seems to be right but the direction seems to be a little off. Maybe they dont have sex ed in China, that might have a detrimental effect on the population.FunnyChinese,People,Are,ConfusedFri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/72700/Chinese-People-Don-t-Understand-Sex-FAIL.htmlIf China have an overpopulation problem then they won't have for much longer if this is how they start to have intercourse, rubbing their butts together while wearing their underwear. It's taking safe sex to a new unprecedented level :(Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-72700/Chinese-People-Don-t-Understand-Sex-FAIL.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/72700.jpgChinese People Don't Understand Sex = FAIL!If China have an overpopulation problem then they won't have for much longer if this is how they start to have intercourse, rubbing their butts together while wearing their underwear. It's taking safe sex to a new unprecedented level :(FunnyChinese,People,Dont,Understand,Sex,FAIL